Oddment is a London-based librarian from too many countries to count. Sarcasm comes as standard, compliments are an extra charge.

Obsessed with books, Black Phillip and a member of more than one cult (email for details, and sacrifice requirements).

The longest-serving member of the 30 club and infinite well of stories.

Squeak is a slightly confused dwarf in the shape of a marketer. Sometimes comes across as normal, veneer is unstable.

Aggressively enthusiastic to dangerous degrees. Beer enthusiast, Lord of the Rings “expert” and Dungeon Master (heh).

Never knowingly without an opinion.